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BIG TITS Shinjuku: The Shop Is Named After the Wrong Thing, and the Option Sheet Proves It Field Diary
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BIG TITS Shinjuku: The Shop Is Named After the Wrong Thing, and the Option Sheet Proves It

BIG TITS is a Shinjuku deriheru that leads with F-cups and I-cups, but its posted price sheet tells a different story — two free options, twenty-eight paid ones, and a base course that already includes what most shops bill for. It also publishes a ward-by-ward transport table and prints 'expat OK — ¥0' as a line item. Here's how to read the whole thing before you dial.

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Kinshicho Mrs Aroma (Yumeoto): ¥200 a Minute Is the Real Price, and Everything Else on the Board Is a Fine for Deviating Field Diary
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Kinshicho Mrs Aroma (Yumeoto): ¥200 a Minute Is the Real Price, and Everything Else on the Board Is a Fine for Deviating

Kinshicho Mrs Aroma is a Yumeoto-group mature-woman outcall aroma esthetic running 10:00 to 4:00 the next morning out of Kinshicho, with reception from 9:00. Its two menus look like a nude tier and a clothed tier, but run the arithmetic and every block on the board prices out at exactly ¥200 a minute — so the only real decisions left are where you meet, how you book, and whether you commit to the length before the clock starts.

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Ranunculus, Roppongi: The Price Sheet Is an Image, the Cheapest Course Expires After One Visit, and One Line of English Prices Your Japanese Field Diary
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Ranunculus, Roppongi: The Price Sheet Is an Image, the Cheapest Course Expires After One Visit, and One Line of English Prices Your Japanese

A Roppongi field report on Ranunculus, a high-class deriheru whose entire price sheet is a single unsearchable PNG — and what the numbers say once you transcribe it: four rank tiers of which the top one has no price at all, a cheapest-course rung marked first-visit-only so your second booking starts 29% higher, a per-minute rate that is flat to the yen past 90 minutes, extensions priced 20-33% above the course they extend, an open-ended transport charge triggered by when your booking ends rather than when it starts, and a single sentence of English that quietly makes your Japanese a pricing tier.

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Semezuki Chijo no Inran Esute Amaltia, Uguisudani: Zero Coupons, a Ladder Pinned at 220 Yen a Minute, and the Rung the Board Doesn't Point At Field Diary
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Semezuki Chijo no Inran Esute Amaltia, Uguisudani: Zero Coupons, a Ladder Pinned at 220 Yen a Minute, and the Rung the Board Doesn't Point At

A Uguisudani field report on Semezuki Chijo no Inran Esute Amaltia, an M-seikan house that runs no coupons at all and publishes every yen it charges — and what the arithmetic shows once you chart it: a course ladder stuck near 220 yen a minute however long you buy, a 90-minute rung that quietly beats every rung above it, a marginal half-hour from 90 to 120 that costs more per minute than the step before it, and a transport table filing six wards in two bands and Edogawa in two with no qualifier.

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New Hime Koshitsu Sauna, Shinjuku: A ¥24,000 Soapland Filed Under 'Bargain', and the Four Hours a Week Its Price Sheet Changes Field Diary
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New Hime Koshitsu Sauna, Shinjuku: A ¥24,000 Soapland Filed Under 'Bargain', and the Four Hours a Week Its Price Sheet Changes

A Shinjuku field report on New Hime Koshitsu Sauna, a sixth-floor soapland that Cityheaven files under 'bargain' at ¥24,000 for 70 minutes — carrying two separate price sheets, the cheaper of which exists for exactly four hours a week, hands back a flat ¥3,000 that never touches the last twenty minutes, doubles the fee for asking again, and opens an hour before the phone line that books it.

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Hajimete no Taiken Nyuten, Ikebukuro: The Deriheru That Won't Print a Price, Hires Only Beginners, and Buys Its Own Reviews Field Diary
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Hajimete no Taiken Nyuten, Ikebukuro: The Deriheru That Won't Print a Price, Hires Only Beginners, and Buys Its Own Reviews

An Ikebukuro field report on Hajimete no Taiken Nyuten, a 24-hour outcall shop that opened today with a price section reading only 'call us' — a single 39%-off coupon discounting a list price published nowhere, five more coupons with no terms attached, a roster built entirely from women on their first shifts, and a free hour on offer for anyone who posts a review.

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