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Omiya Soapland, Beauties

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Omiya soaplands with beautiful women from firsthand experience.

Omiya Soapland, Beauties

"Omiya soapland, beauties" — some people will know exactly what that means, and some won't.

At 42 I'm still out walking the floor of this world, so I'll put it together from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this theme matters

A surprising amount of fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) information is poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonAfter getting circumcision surgery and pearl implants, I've got the confidence that I'm "fully equipped" now. The range of play opened up, sure — but the bigger difference is the mental ease. To anyone agonizing over the modifications, I can say: no regrets.

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife all over the world, my conclusion is that nightlife rooted in the local culture is the richest. In that sense, I think Japan's fuzoku is world-class. Not blind love — a verdict reached by comparison.

I've written down the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years right here.

Last word

Elon
ElonMy first time at a Yoshiwara soapland was at 25 — back before I'd had the pearls put in. These days the reaction when I go in with the pearls is one of the little pleasures. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is this?" is surprisingly fun.

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