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Getting Hired at a Saitama Soapland

Getting hired at a Saitama soapland, explained by Taniguchi — 20-plus years in the trade, writing from real experience.

Getting Hired at a Saitama Soapland

"Getting hired at a Saitama soapland" — some people hear that and know exactly what it means, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still working this world firsthand, so I'm going to lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why this topic matters

There's a surprising amount of fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) info out there that nobody has bothered to organize. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonMy first time at a Yoshiwara soapland was at 25. That was back before I'd gotten the pearls put in. These days, the reaction when I go in with them is one of the little pleasures. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is this?" turns out to be surprisingly fun.

What this actually means

In a word: whether you know this stuff or not completely changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonI've got no ambition to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of each region's "signature" soaplands. My takeaway: service quality and cleanliness aren't proportional. Even a bargain place can have god-tier service.

What I'm writing here is the distilled essence of twenty years of knowledge.

Last word

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. I'm not bragging and I'm not regretting — I'm just stating it as fact.

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