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Saitama Soapland Work

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Saitama soapland work from firsthand experience.

Saitama Soapland Work

"Saitama soapland work" — I figure this phrase clicks for some people and means nothing to others.

At 42 I'm still out walking the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground angle.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku is surprisingly poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonI don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "signature soaplands" in each region. My conclusion: "service quality and cleanliness aren't proportional." There are dirt-cheap shops with downright godlike service.

What this actually means

In a word: "knowing versus not knowing changes the quality of the experience."

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an "eye" for it. I'm not bragging and I'm not regretting — I'm just writing it down as plain fact.

I'm writing down here the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

Finally

Elon
ElonAfter getting circumcision surgery and a pearl implant, I now carry the confidence that I'm "fully prepared." Of course my range in play widened, but the psychological ease is on another level. To anyone agonizing over the modification, I can say: "Do it — no regrets."

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