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Soapland in Omiya: A Good Time

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down what makes Omiya soaplands a good time, from firsthand experience.

Soapland in Omiya: A Good Time

"Soapland, Omiya, a good time" — some people hear that and instantly get it, and some don't.

At 42, I'm still out there working this world in person, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners in particular often don't even know where to start looking.

Elon
Elon (Admin)My first time at a soapland (soap) in Yoshiwara was at 25 — back before I'd had the pearl put in. These days the reaction when I go in with the pearl is one of the little pleasures. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is that?" turns out to be surprisingly fun.

What this actually means

In a word: "whether you know or don't know changes the quality of the experience."

Elon
Elon (Admin)I don't aim to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've been through the "signature soaplands" of each region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't necessarily go hand in hand. Even bargain spots can have flat-out divine service.

What I've written here is the essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

To close

Elon
Elon (Admin)42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for quality. I'm not bragging and I'm not regretting — I'm just stating it as fact.

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