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Horinouchi Soapland: Lovey-Dovey Service

Horinouchi soaplands and lovey-dovey service, broken down by Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world.

Horinouchi Soapland: Lovey-Dovey Service

"Horinouchi soapland, lovey-dovey" — some of you hear that and immediately get it, and some of you don't.

I'm 42 and still out in the field of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland (soap) in Yoshiwara I was 25. That was back before I'd had the pearl put in. These days, the reaction when I show up with the pearl is half the fun. "What is that?" — those little conversations with the girl turn out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

What this means concretely

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonI'm not trying to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature" spots in each region. My takeaway: service quality and cleanliness don't track together. Even bargain places can have downright miraculous service.

What you're reading here is the distilled essence of knowledge I built up over 20 years.

To close

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. Not bragging, not regretting — just stating it as fact.

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