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Soapland, Annual Income, Omiya

On the annual income from working an Omiya soapland, broken down by Elon, who's been working this world for over 20 years.

Soapland, Annual Income, Omiya

Today's topic: the annual income from working an Omiya soapland. (Soapland is the bath-based full-service format.)

I'm going to break it down using my own two-decade-plus run through this world, mixed with what I've dug up along the way.

The basics

Let me lay out what you actually need to know going in.

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife around the world, my conclusion is that "the night culture rooted in the local culture is the richest." By that measure, I think Japan's fuzoku is world-class. That's not blind love — it's a verdict reached by comparison.

When you've watched the industry long enough, you notice the same topic can grade out completely differently depending on whether you're looking at it from the customer's side or the worker's side.

What I can tell you from experience

I'm talking from what I've actually lived through.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara I was 25. That was back before I'd had the pearl put in. These days, the reaction when I show up with the pearl is one of the little pleasures. The "wait, what is that?" conversation with a girl turns out to be more fun than you'd think.

I believe lived experience beats theory. Especially in this business — it's a world where reps matter more than book knowledge.

My bottom line

Elon
ElonI'm not out to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "signature" soaplands in each region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. There are dirt-cheap shops with downright divine service.

The place I keep coming back to in the end is First Class Ruby. The only reason it shows up again and again on this site is simple — it's the shop I actually keep going back to. Use it as a reference.