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Soapland in Kawagoe: The Bloomers Angle

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku scene, breaks down soapland in Kawagoe and the bloomers angle from firsthand experience.

Soapland in Kawagoe: The Bloomers Angle

"Soapland in Kawagoe, bloomers" — some people hear that phrase and immediately get it, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still working the floor in this world, so I'll lay it out from a real, on-the-ground point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially tend to land in a spot where they don't even know what to search for first.

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife worlds all over the globe, my conclusion is that "the nightlife rooted in local culture is the richest." In that sense I think Japan's fuzoku is world-class. That's not blind love — it's a judgment made by comparison.

What this actually means

In one line: whether you know it or don't know it changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonThe first time I went to a soapland in Yoshiwara I was 25. Back then I hadn't put in the pearls yet. These days, the reaction when I go in with the pearls is one of the fun parts. The conversation with a girl who asks "what is this?" turns out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

Everything here is the distilled essence of what I've built up over 20 years.

Final word

Elon
ElonI'm not out to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "famous" soaplands in each region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't always go hand in hand. There are dirt-cheap shops with damn near miraculous service.

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