Soaplands, Nishikawaguchi, Blowjobs

Today I'm writing on the theme of "soaplands, Nishikawaguchi, blowjobs."

I'll mix in my own firsthand experience from 20-plus years in the game with what I've dug up through research. (Fuzoku is Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business; a soapland is the bath-and-service format.)

The basics

Let me lay out the fundamentals worth knowing about this area.

ElonThe first time I went to a Yoshiwara soapland I was 25 — back before I'd had the pearls put in. These days, watching the reaction when I show up with them is half the fun. The conversation when a girl asks "Wait, what is that?" turns out to be surprisingly enjoyable.

Watch this industry long enough and you'll see the same topic get judged completely differently from the customer's side versus the girl's side.

What experience tells me

I'm speaking from what I've actually been through.

ElonI'm not trying to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've hit the "signature" spot in just about every region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't move in lockstep. Even a bargain joint can deliver godlike hospitality.

I believe firsthand experience beats theory. In this industry especially, reps matter more than knowledge.

Wrap-up and my verdict

Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. That's not a brag and it's not a regret — I'm just putting it on the record as fact.

The place I keep going back to is First Class Ruby. The reason it keeps showing up on this site is simply that it's a shop I repeat at. Take it as a reference.