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Saitama Fuzoku and a Small Face

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down 'Saitama fuzoku and a small face' from firsthand experience.

Saitama Fuzoku and a Small Face

"Saitama fuzoku and a small face" — some people hear that and immediately get it, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out in the field of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why this topic matters

A surprising amount of fuzoku information is poorly organized. Beginners especially tend to land in a spot where they don't even know what to look up first.

Elon
ElonAfter getting circumcision surgery and a pearl implant, I genuinely feel "ready." My range in the room widened, sure, but the bigger difference is the mental margin. To anyone agonizing over whether to get work done: I can say "no regrets."

What it comes down to in concrete terms

In one line: knowing versus not knowing changes the quality of the whole experience.

Elon
ElonAfter surveying nightlife all over the world, my conclusion is that the richest scene is always the one rooted in local culture. By that standard, Japan's fuzoku is world-class. Not blind love — a judgment made by comparison.

What I've written here is the essence of 20 years of accumulated knowledge.

Last thing

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for this stuff. That's not a brag and it's not regret — I'm just stating it as fact.

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