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Saitama, Cabaret Girls, Dispatch

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, breaks down Saitama cabaret girls and dispatch work from firsthand experience.

Saitama, Cabaret Girls, Dispatch

"Saitama, cabaret girls, dispatch" — say those words out loud and some people light up while others draw a blank.

I'm 42 and still out there working the floor of this world, so I'll lay it out from a real-world point of view.

Why this topic matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly disorganized. Beginners especially end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonTwenty years walking this world taught me that a "skilled girl" and a "good girl" are two different things. A girl with average technique who's fun to talk to beats a technically gifted one whose conversation is a disaster — by a mile, the satisfaction is higher.

What this actually means

Put simply: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
ElonI once got to hear the girls' honest take straight from an acquaintance who'd worked as a cast member. "The most appreciated client is the one who looks like he's enjoying himself." "Haggling over price is the worst." Obvious stuff, but hearing it put into words again, it hits.

What you're reading here is the distilled essence of the knowledge I've built up over 20 years.

To close

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your entire paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an "eye" for it. That's not a brag and it's not a regret — I'm just writing it down as fact.

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