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You'll Run Into a Lot of Uncircumcised Men at Soaplands! How to Handle It and Keep Them Happy

Elon, with 20-plus years in the fuzoku world, explains why you run into so many uncircumcised men at soaplands, how to handle it, and how to keep them happy, all from firsthand experience.

You'll Run Into a Lot of Uncircumcised Men at Soaplands! How to Handle It and Keep Them Happy

"You'll Run Into a Lot of Uncircumcised Men at Soaplands! How to Handle It and Keep Them Happy" — some people hear that and know exactly what I mean, and some don't.

I'm 42 and still out there walking these floors, so I'll lay it out from a real-world angle.

Why This Topic Matters

Information about fuzoku (Japan's licensed adult-entertainment business) is surprisingly poorly organized. Beginners especially end up not even knowing where to start looking.

Elon
ElonI'm not trying to conquer every soapland in the country, but I've made the rounds of the "famous" ones region by region. My conclusion: service quality and cleanliness don't track together. Even bargain shops can have miraculous service.

What This Actually Means

In a word: whether you know it or not changes the quality of the experience.

Elon
Elon42, single, living alone. When nearly your whole paycheck disappears into fuzoku, you naturally develop an eye for it. I'm not bragging and I'm not regretting — I'm just writing it down as fact.

I'm putting the essence of 20 years' worth of knowledge down here.

Closing

Elon
ElonAfter getting phimosis surgery and a pearl implant, I now have the confidence that I'm "fully prepared." My range in the room has widened, sure, but the bigger thing is the psychological ease — it's on another level. To anyone agonizing over getting work done: I can tell you "no regrets."

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